The most Manly Lip Lube around, this is the ultimate in masculine moisturizers. Made from real bacon, it goes on smooth, and leaves your ego intact when applying it in the company of even the most rugged. 

"Yes," you may say, "but isn't wearing bacon grease gross?" Is sweating while paddling upstream in crocodile infested waters gross? Is getting a tattoo while sunburned gross?? Is spitting while extracting venom from a cobra gross??? Yes??! Well, maybe this lip balm isn't for you after all....just get in your Prius and drive away.

But if your lips are feeling ragged after that arctic expedition and you're looking for an more convenient alternative to pulling that slab of bacon out of your murse (that's man-purse for you pansies), then give this macho-infused balm a try.


Ingredients: Bacon Fat (nitrate free), Beeswax, & Pure Testosterone. (Just kidding about the testosterone...though applying this balm just may be the psychological push you need to boost your levels through the roof...just saying)

We can send your bacon balm to you just as nature provided, OR you can opt to up the bacon ante with some 'bacon flavor oil' added.